Anonyslut

I learnt a valuable lesson when I became a motor-mechanic; there is no repair that can't be made, no situation that can't be described, or no argument that can't be won, without using the words "tit", "bum", "shit" or "fuck". Some times, the phrase "bloody-bloody" can be used. These values are prescribed to by many prime time TV networks too, so remain true to this day. So, if you're offended by this colourfull language, maybe you're a pacifist, or even an amateur D.I.Y.'er, you'd better turn away from this blog, as it's totally, & completely, socially FUBAR.

Apologies to any council workers out there; I'll write a suitable ball-scratching note for you guys & gals later.